Let us pray.
Dear Heavenly Pooch,
Please stop the plague infecting
people's minds such that they think and write and opinionate in memes
which seem wholly drawn from tawdry breathless headline writers who
staff the tabloids and TV.
And though we forgive them for their trespasses, let us not adopt their evil.
us to stop saying things such as "attack," "cry out," "kills,"
"targeted," when we mean criticize, complain, ignores, and scrutinized.
us not fall into the pit of idiot vipers where people say things like
"China thinks" thus and so, and "Russia wishes," and "IBM feels